What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning