What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!