What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.