Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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