God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Aloe Vera!
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
At Toys We Is
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They were Holo-costly
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
They were both caused by a message from god.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
because it provides cavity protection
Take me to the airport.
Her mom rearranged the living room
The parents move the furniture.
