How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.