What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.