How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry