How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!