How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.