How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.