What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.