What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.