What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...