How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.