How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.