How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.