How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker