How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale