What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.