How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice