How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice