What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.