What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.