What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!