Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.