Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."