How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.