How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.