How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!