What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.