What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....