How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!