How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.