How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.