How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!