How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !