How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden