What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.