What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.