What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare