What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned