What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden