Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.