What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**