What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Plum Jokes More Plum Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.