What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.