How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.