How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.