What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case