What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards