Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.