Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

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Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.