Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...