When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.