When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.