When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM