How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.