Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.