Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.