What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!