What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.