What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

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What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.