What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.