How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings