Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".