Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.