Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce