Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up