How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!