How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.