What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.