What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...