What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...