What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.