How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner