How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.