How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.