Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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