Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry