What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!